Tory ideology has allowed China into the UK's Armed Forces payroll systems. What does that say about the "efficiency" of outsourcing and privatisation? Meanwhile "COW CUDDLING" is a craze apparently and it is about to be disrupted by Bird Flu.

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It's the Friday night live show and HOLY COW what a week. Swords, Tories, Rwanda and a failed Prime Minister being turned away for not having his own initiative-demanded voter ID. Join me as i - once again - attempt to make sense of the unutterably bat-sh*t, the legitimately insane, the undeniably, unrealistically certifiable mess that passes for "plague island".

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A London Sword attack sends tabloid Britain into a weird, hyperbolic frenzy. Meanwhile a Mexican Wedding goes very bad. And Ruper Murdoch's Talk-TV goes from terrestrial TV to 150 viewers on YouTube.

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It's the Friday night live show and BOY-OH-BOY do we have a belter for you this evening. A guest joins us from a Tufton Street (Right-wing) think-tank, Aid goes out into the wilds of the internet to get a read on the upcoming General Election - and join us in our Communal Cry as we sob at the news stories that have made and broken this week.

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It's a St George's Day SPECIAL! Where we go through all the amazing great things about England. From our commitment to help the needy (by shipping them off to Rwanda) to a list of ways we excel... in under performing.

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Well it's been another week of barrel scraping lows and career ending shames. When will it all stop? How is there even a functioning Conservative Party anymore, at the centre of all these? What else has been happening this week? Let's talk about it...

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Truss is back babbling her nonsense in Parliament after months of failing to show up. Meanwhile Trump has shown up to Court but has immediately fallen asleep. Whos to blame? Dark Forces probs m8.

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We're BACK! After a week in the sunshine and politics in the duldrums. Joining me tonight to put the world to rights over its many, many wrongs - Tiktok voice of reason and all round good-egg: John Left of the Countryside!

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It's a LIVE show... we need to talk about Lee Anderson's pivot to a good Christian. The Thames Water debacle and some ingenuity-tech-age internet creepers.

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Laurence Fox appears to have gone a bit crazy on Twitter again. This time it seems to be directed at his ex-wife, Billie Piper. Meanwhile the Tories implosion continues. We really must be in the end of times if Jonathan Gullis is their new CCHQ bod. ALSO: Trump gets his fine halved and given his NYC business licence back. What does that say about accountability in the 21st Century?

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