It's a Friday night live show and we're talking about Donald Trump's first week, the imminent collapse of Thames Water, the depressing state of the UK Labour Party - and a new anti-wanking law in Mississippi.

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Donald Trump is President again. Elon Musk is doing Nazi Salutes YES WE CAN CALL THEM NAZI SALUTES ACTUALLY. ALSO: Nobody's buying champagne anymore and tonight i discuss going out when you're in your forties.

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Tonight we take a look at the latest embarrassment from Brewdog's James Watt. Mike Graham has billboarded his own bellendry again. Oh, and we go straight to the front line of political deep fakery - in Minnessota, U.S.

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It's the mid-week show. Reform are inching ahead in the polls. The Right Honourable Tulip Siddiq has resigned from her role as anti-corruption minister in the Treasury. Just don't ask what for. And Donald Trump may still be a Russian asset. Let's talk about it.

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Starmer's still getting mauled, Wes Streeting is failing to inspire confidence, LA Wildfires are raging - and the dude he shot up the Pizzagate Parlour just got shot-up himself. Just another week on this TOTALLY NORMAL PLANET.

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Zuckerberg is cozying up to Trump. Starmer is still pretty much "limpotent" to global and domestic Alt Right forces. The Tate Bros are back. And a woman in Ohio drove to Vegas and left her kids in a freezing car and I GET IT.

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Elon Musk is spending his New Years watching Tommy Robinson videos while Floridians attempt to get around the Pornhub ban. ALSO: A.I. deepfakes take another terrifying leap forward.

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Christmas is over, you’ve managed to fight the temptation to throw your Uncle Paul through the patio doors over that argument you had in 1997 that you never quite found closure on. Meanwhile in news-land there’s mysterious drones/orbs floating over New Jersey and Trump is about to invade Canada.

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FESTIVE TIME! And it's Christmas Peerages all round for Keir Starmer and Kemi Badenoch. Meanwhile GB News is sacking all its "talent". ALSO: A German woman murders her doppleganger to fake her own death.

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The next five years are going to be terrible. Let’s talk about that. Meanwhile Prince Andrew has embarrassed another of his close friends. AND PornHub is about to be banned in Florida. Thank God they solved the most pressing issue in Child Safety.

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