#174 // Alfie Noakes

Alfie Noakes is a former documentary film maker, film journalist and veteran MC from the London comedy circuit. His We Are Funny Project nights served as the industry's entry-door for now-established stand-up comedians. And though WAFP continue to run live nights in Dalston - Alfie has pivoted to online content, with courses on standup, MC'ing/running nights and so on... Tonight we discuss his background, the punk rock days of running gigs in London - and whether its ever really possible to teach someone '

Alfie Noakes is a former documentary film maker, film journalist and veteran MC from the London comedy circuit. His We Are Funny Project nights served as the industry's entry-door for now-established stand-up comedians. And though WAFP continue to run live nights in Dalston - Alfie has pivoted to online content, with courses on standup, MC'ing/running nights and so on...

Tonight we discuss his background, the punk rock days of running gigs in London - and whether its ever really possible to teach someone 'funny'.

Check out his courses via the WeAreFunnyProject.com website.

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#173 // A Cumless Fuck In Milton Keynes

Solo episode | Join me as i walk through the various tiers and gradings of Royalist / Republicans in the UK. Are you a fire breathing revolutionary? Or do you camp out waiting for the golden carriage to roll by?

It's Coronation time. Join me as i walk through the various tiers and gradings of Royalist / Republicans in the UK. Are you a fire breathing revolutionary? Or do you camp out waiting for the golden carriage to roll by? Have you matured beyond weird adolescent fandom? Or do you want to overthrow the monarchy? Are you a teenager or a guillotine-ager?

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If you’re not able to join Patreon all I’d ask is that you click the ‘share’ button on your podcast player, copy the link to the show, and WhatsApp it or tweet it or something - to help me grow a bit. Word-of-Mouth is everything and if you know someone who’s into Politics / Dystopia / ranting.. maybe they’ll enjoy it too?

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I know we’re all busy and you might prefer to be a silent listener, a creepy watcher on Twitter who very rarely puts their thoughts to paper - but honestly it’s the biggest boost to hear from people who are enjoying the shows.

...if only to know I’m not just screaming into the void.

Without you guys I really am just an angry man talking to himself in a shed.

#172 // Collective Pant Splat

Solo episode | The BBC Chairman has resigned just as the report into his involvement in a Boris Johnson loan was delivered. What does this say about the role of BBC Chairman? And of "transparency & integrity"?

The BBC Chairman has resigned just as the report into his involvement in a Boris Johnson loan was delivered. What does this say about the role of BBC Chairman? And of "transparency & integrity"?

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Anyway, IF you join my Patreon CULT, you can get:

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🎤 Credited (/named and shamed) at the end of shows like this!

🧑🏻‍💻 Follow back on Socials

🎥 Personal welcome videos

With Sharing Me Around…

If you’re not able to join Patreon all I’d ask is that you click the ‘share’ button on your podcast player, copy the link to the show, and WhatsApp it or tweet it or something - to help me grow a bit. Word-of-Mouth is everything and if you know someone who’s into Politics / Dystopia / ranting.. maybe they’ll enjoy it too?

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I know we’re all busy and you might prefer to be a silent listener, a creepy watcher on Twitter who very rarely puts their thoughts to paper - but honestly it’s the biggest boost to hear from people who are enjoying the shows.

...if only to know I’m not just screaming into the void.

Without you guys I really am just an angry man talking to himself in a shed.

#171 // The Front Half Of Noah's Ark

Solo episode | Marina Purkiss went head to head with Jacob Rees-Mogg, the Bank of England told us to just accept being poorer - and Suella/Rishi continue in their distraction nonsense. Somebody kill me.

Marina Purkiss went head to head with Jacob Rees-Mogg, the Bank of England told us to just accept being poorer - and Suella/Rishi continue in their distraction nonsense. Somebody f****ng kill me.

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Anyway, IF you join my Patreon CULT, you can get:

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🎤 Credited (/named and shamed) at the end of shows like this!

🧑🏻‍💻 Follow back on Socials

🎥 Personal welcome videos

With Sharing Me Around…

If you’re not able to join Patreon all I’d ask is that you click the ‘share’ button on your podcast player, copy the link to the show, and WhatsApp it or tweet it or something - to help me grow a bit. Word-of-Mouth is everything and if you know someone who’s into Politics / Dystopia / ranting.. maybe they’ll enjoy it too?

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I know we’re all busy and you might prefer to be a silent listener, a creepy watcher on Twitter who very rarely puts their thoughts to paper - but honestly it’s the biggest boost to hear from people who are enjoying the shows.

...if only to know I’m not just screaming into the void.

Without you guys I really am just an angry man talking to himself in a shed.

#170 // Graham Hughes

Graham Hughes is (get ready for this) a Guinness Record holder, a reality show winner, Labour activist AND bizarrely an island owner. Tonight we discussed Dominic Raab's resignation, Private Schools and more.

Graham Hughes is (get ready for this) a Guinness Record holder, a reality show winner, Labour activist AND bizarrely an island owner. Tonight we discussed Dominic Raab's resignation, Private Schools and more.

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🎤 Credited (/named and shamed) at the end of shows like this!

🧑🏻‍💻 Follow back on Socials

🎥 Personal welcome videos

With Sharing Me Around…

If you’re not able to join Patreon all I’d ask is that you click the ‘share’ button on your podcast player, copy the link to the show, and WhatsApp it or tweet it or something - to help me grow a bit. Word-of-Mouth is everything and if you know someone who’s into Politics / Dystopia / ranting.. maybe they’ll enjoy it too?

Or Write Me A Review (on Apple Podcasts)?

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I know we’re all busy and you might prefer to be a silent listener, a creepy watcher on Twitter who very rarely puts their thoughts to paper - but honestly it’s the biggest boost to hear from people who are enjoying the shows.

...if only to know I’m not just screaming into the void.

Without you guys I really am just an angry man talking to himself in a shed.

#169 // I Said Dance, Julie

Solo episode | Murdoch loses $600m in a day, what does this mean for the future of the worst news channel in the world?

A settlement is reached between Fox News and Dominion Voting Systems. And Murdoch subsequently loses $600m in one day. What does this mean for the future of the worst news channel in the world? And for FREE SPEECH! lol.

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Anyway, IF you join my Patreon CULT, you can get:

📻 Podcast episodes 2 days before everyone else!

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💬 Private/VIP Discord chat

🎤 Credited (/named and shamed) at the end of shows like this!

🧑🏻‍💻 Follow back on Socials

🎥 Personal welcome videos

With Sharing Me Around…

If you’re not able to join Patreon all I’d ask is that you click the ‘share’ button on your podcast player, copy the link to the show, and WhatsApp it or tweet it or something - to help me grow a bit. Word-of-Mouth is everything and if you know someone who’s into Politics / Dystopia / ranting.. maybe they’ll enjoy it too?

Or Write Me A Review (on Apple Podcasts)?

Click here & scroll down 2/3, tap “Write a Review”.

OR SAY HELLO on one of the following…

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I know we’re all busy and you might prefer to be a silent listener, a creepy watcher on Twitter who very rarely puts their thoughts to paper - but honestly it’s the biggest boost to hear from people who are enjoying the shows. If only to know I’m not just screaming into the void. Without you guys I really am just an angry man talking to himself in a shed.

#168 // Thank God The Queen Died

Solo episode | The BBC really messed up their Elon interview, my explainer of all things Gollywog - and Liz Truss is back to tell us we simply couldn't understand her genius.

I'm BACK from Holiday. And what a week to have been away. So, the BBC really messed up their Elon Musk interview, I've done an explainer for all things Essex-Gollywog...

Oh and Liz Truss is back to tell us we simply couldn't understand her genius.

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With Patreon… it’s a site that deducts £3 a month (price of a coffee) from you, to support the show. I’m having a lot of fun making this shit but it does cost money to host and time (neglecting my children) to make. Honestly: I just work really hard to make it LOOK disorganised and punk-rock 🤣.

Anyway, IF you join my Patreon CULT, you can get:

📻 Podcast episodes 2 days before everyone else!

🍻 Invite to London meet-ups (next one in April)

🎫 First look at tickets for live shows like the one I did with Danny fuckin’ Price in Feb, NEXT ONE IN JULY!

💬 Private/VIP Discord chat

🎤 Credited (/named and shamed) at the end of shows like this!

🧑🏻‍💻 Follow back on Socials

🎥 Personal welcome videos

With Sharing Me Around…

If you’re not able to join Patreon all I’d ask is that you click the ‘share’ button on your podcast player, copy the link to the show, and WhatsApp it or tweet it or something - to help me grow a bit. Word-of-Mouth is everything and if you know someone who’s into Politics / Dystopia / ranting.. maybe they’ll enjoy it too?

Or Write Me A Review (on Apple Podcasts)?

Click here & scroll down 2/3, tap “Write a Review”.

OR SAY HELLO on one of the following…

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I know we’re all busy and you might prefer to be a silent listener, a creepy watcher on Twitter who very rarely puts their thoughts to paper - but honestly it’s the biggest boost to hear from people who are enjoying the shows. If only to know I’m not just screaming into the void. Without you guys I really am just an angry man talking to himself in a shed.

#167 // Tofu-Gargling Tosser

Solo episode | on this episode: what exactly have the Sturgeons done? Why i can't bring myself to criticise that shitty Labour ad. And integrity's Lee Anderson enters the chat once more.

On this episode:

what exactly have the Sturgeons done?

Why i can't bring myself to criticise that shitty Labour ad.

And integrity's Lee Anderson enters the chat once more.

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Either join Patreon or Share Me With A Friend (/enemy)

With Patreon… it’s a site that deducts £3 a month (price of a coffee) from you, to support the show. I’m having a lot of fun making this shit but it does cost money to host and time (neglecting my children) to make. Honestly: I just work really hard to make it LOOK disorganised and punk-rock 🤣.

Anyway, IF you join my Patreon CULT, you can get:

📻 Podcast episodes 2 days before everyone else!

🍻 Invite to London meet-ups (next one in April)

🎫 First look at tickets for live shows like the one I did with Danny fuckin’ Price in Feb, NEXT ONE IN JULY!

💬 Private/VIP Discord chat

🎤 Credited (/named and shamed) at the end of shows like this!

🧑🏻‍💻 Follow back on Socials

🎥 Personal welcome videos

With Sharing Me Around…

If you’re not able to join Patreon all I’d ask is that you click the ‘share’ button on your podcast player, copy the link to the show, and WhatsApp it or tweet it or something - to help me grow a bit. Word-of-Mouth is everything and if you know someone who’s into Politics / Dystopia / ranting.. maybe they’ll enjoy it too?

Or Write Me A Review (on Apple Podcasts)?

Click here & scroll down 2/3, tap “Write a Review”.

OR SAY HELLO on one of the following…

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I know we’re all busy and you might prefer to be a silent listener, a creepy watcher on Twitter who very rarely puts their thoughts to paper - but honestly it’s the biggest boost to hear from people who are enjoying the shows. If only to know I’m not just screaming into the void. Without you guys I really am just an angry man talking to himself in a shed.

#166 // Matt Green

Matt Green is a Satirist and Standup Comedian. He came up via the Cambridge Footlights comedy troop, has performed various Fringe shows and - in the last couple of years - has exploded as a political comedy content creator.

Matt Green is a Satirist and Standup Comedian. He came up via the Cambridge Footlights comedy troop, has performed various Fringe shows and - in the last couple of years - has exploded as a political comedy content creator.

Today we talked about his journey through the comedy world, Western tribalist division - and what's likely to happen to Donald Trump.

Get @ him on his website here or follow him on twitter here.

Enjoying the show? Oi, could you do me a favour…

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With Patreon… it’s a site that deducts £3 a month (price of a coffee) from you, to support the show. I’m having a lot of fun making this shit but it does cost money to host and time (neglecting my children) to make. Honestly: I just work really hard to make it LOOK disorganised and punk-rock 🤣.

Anyway, IF you join my Patreon CULT, you can get:

📻 Podcast episodes 2 days before everyone else!

🍻 Invite to London meet-ups (next one in April)

🎫 First look at tickets for live shows like the one I did with Danny fuckin’ Price in Feb, NEXT ONE IN JULY!

💬 Private/VIP Discord chat

🎤 Credited (/named and shamed) at the end of shows like this!

🧑🏻‍💻 Follow back on Socials

🎥 Personal welcome videos

With Sharing Me Around…

If you’re not able to join Patreon all I’d ask is that you click the ‘share’ button on your podcast player, copy the link to the show, and WhatsApp it or tweet it or something - to help me grow a bit. Word-of-Mouth is everything and if you know someone who’s into Politics / Dystopia / ranting.. maybe they’ll enjoy it too?

Or Write Me A Review (on Apple Podcasts)?

Click here & scroll down 2/3, tap “Write a Review”.

OR SAY HELLO on one of the following…

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I know we’re all busy and you might prefer to be a silent listener, a creepy watcher on Twitter who very rarely puts their thoughts to paper - but honestly it’s the biggest boost to hear from people who are enjoying the shows. If only to know I’m not just screaming into the void. Without you guys I really am just an angry man talking to himself in a shed.

#165 // John Left of the Countryside

John Left of the Countryside is a Left-leaning voice on Tiktok and one half of the On Topic Podcast.

John Left of the Countryside is a Left-leaning voice on Tiktok and one half of the On Topic Podcast.

Enjoying the show? Oi, could you do me a favour…

Either join Patreon or Share Me With A Friend (/enemy)

With Patreon… it’s a site that deducts £3 a month (price of a coffee) from you, to support the show. I’m having a lot of fun making this shit but it does cost money to host and time (neglecting my children) to make. Honestly: I just work really hard to make it LOOK disorganised and punk-rock 🤣.

Anyway, IF you join my Patreon CULT, you can get:

📻 Podcast episodes 2 days before everyone else!

🍻 Invite to London meet-ups (next one in April)

🎫 First look at tickets for live shows like the one I did with Danny fuckin’ Price in Feb, NEXT ONE IN JULY!

💬 Private/VIP Discord chat

🎤 Credited (/named and shamed) at the end of shows like this!

🧑🏻‍💻 Follow back on Socials

🎥 Personal welcome videos

With Sharing Me Around…

If you’re not able to join Patreon all I’d ask is that you click the ‘share’ button on your podcast player, copy the link to the show, and WhatsApp it or tweet it or something - to help me grow a bit. Word-of-Mouth is everything and if you know someone who’s into Politics / Dystopia / ranting.. maybe they’ll enjoy it too?

Or Write Me A Review (on Apple Podcasts)?

Click here & scroll down 2/3, tap “Write a Review”.

OR SAY HELLO on one of the following…

Twitter | Instagram | Tiktok

I know we’re all busy and you might prefer to be a silent listener, a creepy watcher on Twitter who very rarely puts their thoughts to paper - but honestly it’s the biggest boost to hear from people who are enjoying the shows. If only to know I’m not just screaming into the void. Without you guys I really am just an angry man talking to himself in a shed.

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