#377 // Maybe Not Marjorie

Musk has left the White House. Marjorie Taylor Greene is getting into arguments with bots. We ask the question: at what point do we stop trying to debate people who obv live in a conspiracy-theory, fantasy unreality? AND: the world's worst Nationalist Rock Song erupts onto Instagram.

Musk has left the White House. Marjorie Taylor Greene is getting into arguments with bots. We ask the question: at what point do we stop trying to debate people who obv live in a conspiracy-theory, fantasy unreality? AND: the world's worst Nationalist Rock Song erupts onto Instagram.

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#376 // Draw The Line At Joe

Putin has "gone crazy!", while Joe Rogan has gone Christian. Farage and Tice have reverted to advertising taxcuts they'd never be able to deliver. And what is the most ridiculous idea for an art exhibit you can think of? DOUBLE IT and feed it steroids. I've got something absolutely MORONIC and it'll make you want to blow your brains out I promise you.

Putin has "gone crazy!", while Joe Rogan has gone Christian. Farage and Tice have reverted to advertising taxcuts they'd never be able to deliver. And what is the most ridiculous idea for an art exhibit you can think of? DOUBLE IT and feed it steroids. I've got something absolutely MORONIC and it'll make you want to blow your brains out I promise you.

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#375 // Airbagless Slow-Mo Car-Crash

It's Friday night, it's half-past seven which means it's time for a friday night show. Tonight we're taking a look back at the polls since Starmer went all ENOCH. Was the prediction right? ALSO: Trump and South Africa WTF. And why is Nethanayahu blaming Starmer for his own ridiculousness? And has The Onion's satire simply *become* the real world?

It's Friday night, it's half-past seven which means it's time for a friday night show. Tonight we're taking a look back at the polls since Starmer went all ENOCH. Was the prediction right? ALSO: Trump and South Africa WTF. And why is Nethanayahu blaming Starmer for his own ridiculousness? And has The Onion's satire simply become the real world?

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#374 // The Dead Petal Crying Club

Monorail’s Richard Tice set the internet ablaze by demanding we do not lose our Brexit Benefits in the new EU/UK trade “reset”. Billionaire David Geffen has SHOCKINGLY not found love in all the wrong places again. And friend of the show LIZ TRUSS BREAKS SILENCE on Minibudget (again) to declare it was all the fault of the evil Bank of England for doing their bloody WOKE MATHS BLACK MAGIC ON HER. This *AND* the internalised misogyny of Coveteur. ENJOY!

Monorail’s Richard Tice set the internet ablaze by demanding we do not lose our Brexit Benefits in the new EU/UK trade “reset”. Billionaire David Geffen has SHOCKINGLY not found love in all the wrong places again. And friend of the show LIZ TRUSS BREAKS SILENCE on Minibudget (again) to declare it was all the fault of the evil Bank of England for doing their bloody WOKE MATHS BLACK MAGIC ON HER. This AND the internalised misogyny of Coveteur. ENJOY!

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#373 // Cynicism Is Self-Care Now

Keir Starmer has gone all right-wing with his Albania deals and GB News euro-tour cohorts. Diddy is on trial, joining Chris Brown, Gerard Depardeiu and others in becoming men who FALL FROM GRACE, their CAREERS ARE IN TATTERS. Also: we play a new game tonight to highlight the depressing rightward shift of the fabled OVERTON WINDOW.

Keir Starmer has gone all right-wing with his Albania deals and GB News euro-tour cohorts. Diddy is on trial, joining Chris Brown, Gerard Depardeiu and others in becoming men who FALL FROM GRACE, their CAREERS ARE IN TATTERS. Also: we play a new game tonight to highlight the depressing rightward shift of the fabled OVERTON WINDOW.

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#372 // Fox Lies, Gold Jets & Starmer's Enoch Speech

Keir Starmer's speech has gone down a STORM! If you were looking for a hurricane of disapproval from his own voters and a shrug of indifference from the ones he was hoping to attract. Meanwhile States-side, Trump's overt corruption and ridiculous Trade Deal posturing cannot be matched. Unless Fox News are in the conversation.

Keir Starmer's speech has gone down a STORM! If you were looking for a hurricane of disapproval from his own voters and a shrug of indifference from the ones he was hoping to attract. Meanwhile States-side, Trump's overt corruption and ridiculous Trade Deal posturing cannot be matched. Unless Fox News are in the conversation.

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#371 // Meth Pipe & a Raccoon

Trade Deals and Trump be DAMNED, tonight we're looking at some OTHER nonsense. It's David Beckham's 50th Birthday and there appears to be some beef between his sons. Apparently that's worthy of a front page or five. Meanwhile the CIA, FBI and NCA would like access to your private, personal messages because WHAT IF A CHILD BOTHERS TO GO ON FACEBOOK THESE DAYS. The Morons who cut down the Sycamore Tree should be hanged in the Town Square and FINALLY: A Raccoon Is Busted Smoking Meth. Because America.

Trade Deals and Trump be DAMNED, tonight we're looking at some OTHER nonsense. It's David Beckham's 50th Birthday and there appears to be some beef between his sons. Apparently that's worthy of a front page or five. Meanwhile the CIA, FBI and NCA would like access to your private, personal messages because WHAT IF A CHILD BOTHERS TO GO ON FACEBOOK THESE DAYS. The Morons who cut down the Sycamore Tree should be hanged in the Town Square and FINALLY: A Raccoon Is Busted Smoking Meth. Because America.

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#370 // Calmly, Quietly, Severely

Was Diddy brought down by the Deep State Dark Forces MATRIX? Or is he just the one billionaire going to jail for sex offences? Meanwhile Labour continue their limp-dicked campaign of “beating Reform at the debate table” by agreeing with them about everything. AND: Returning Favourite DARREN GRIMES Has Been Back On His Substack - free of the clutches & restrictions of OFCOM, to bring you another floor-jaw’ing scoop. I react appropriately.

Was Diddy brought down by the Deep State Dark Forces MATRIX? Or is he just the one billionaire going to jail for sex offences? Meanwhile Labour continue their limp-dicked campaign of “beating Reform at the debate table” by agreeing with them about everything. AND: Returning Favourite DARREN GRIMES Has Been Back On His Substack - free of the clutches & restrictions of OFCOM, to bring you another floor-jaw’ing scoop. I react appropriately.

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#369 // Was Luigi Mangione Framed?

What on EARTH is going on!? Labour have lost the Runcorn By-Election only months after winning with with 50% of the vote. Is there perhaps a better way to try to out-Farage Farage? Meanwhile MAGA have gone nuts. Elon's basically been fired. ALSO: Conspiracy Theories BE DAMNED: Could Integrity's Candace Williams hold the key to Luigi Mangione's freedom?

What on EARTH is going on!? Labour have lost the Runcorn By-Election only months after winning with with 50% of the vote. Is there perhaps a better way to try to out-Farage Farage? Meanwhile MAGA have gone nuts. Elon's basically been fired. ALSO: Conspiracy Theories BE DAMNED: Could Integrity's Candace Williams hold the key to Luigi Mangione's freedom?

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#368 // Bored Trump Tweeting At The Pope's Funeral

It's another insane week in MAGA. Donald Trump is having to manage the fallout from his own lies designed to soothe the US markets. China are trolling him. Pete Hegseth looks like a dead man walking. Elon Musk responds to Tesla tanking in exactly the way a sociopath would - AND Will Smith is no longer a star. How did THAT happen!?

It's another insane week in MAGA. Donald Trump is having to manage the fallout from his own lies designed to soothe the US markets. China are trolling him. Pete Hegseth looks like a dead man walking. Elon Musk responds to Tesla tanking in exactly the way a sociopath would - AND Will Smith is no longer a star. How did THAT happen!?

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2020